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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Today's Survey Question


When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest moulton? Be specific, this is a real question.

24 comments:

wheeee! said...

12?

Anonymous said...

42

wheeee! said...

Hitchhiker nerd alert at 12:58!

Henry said...

The Backstreet Boys.

Anonymous said...

I know, that's what I thought at first too. But if you think back, to the time you took me to the lake, and taught me how to go fishin'... you'll realize that has nothing to do with this! The answer, is N'Sync.

RD said...

This whole page is F***ing hilarious!!

Oh yeah, and the answer is:

Pi * Square Root of 11 / yellow.

ridgely said...

I concur. It is The Backstreet Boys.

mojo jojo said...

I say that Time Travel is the future!

Also, where does Muadib and Shaihulud come into play?

Anonymous said...

7

LIBERALS HATE AMERICA said...

mojo jojo,

They come into play in the ACORN office set up to steal the Fremen election!

DONKEYPUNCHER said...

HADOUKEN!!!!

Chumps2 said...

If you people don't knock it off in here, I'm going to have to start deleting EVERYTHING? DO YOU HEAR ME? EVERYTHING!!!

As long as it's just the stuff that doesn't agree with my personal opinion. Just that stuff, really.

Two Sentz said...

Where's my graph paper when I need it? Damn.

Smelanie said...

Chumps,
I disagree with you! So I'm not going to post anything you say anymore!!!!

Chumps2 said...

WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICK ON ME AND SAY HURTFUL THINGS?!?!?

*WAAAAAAH!!!!*

Anonymous said...

These amps go to 11.

Anonymous said...

I don't have enough grey matter for this!

Anonymous said...

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING INTO.

FIRST AND LAST WARNING:

STOP.

Anonymous said...

They figured us out! The jig is up, boys! Make for the shadows! :)

Anonymous said...

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

THIS IS A COURTESY.

Anonymous said...

Yeah O.K. because its april fools and all....... Whatever.

Chumps2 said...

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ALL? I AM WARNING YOU; I WILL DELETE EVERYTHING!!!

Liberal Elite said...

It's not possible to travel at a subsonic speed unless one is traveling through a medium with at least some viscosity. Sound doesn't travel at any speed in a vacuum.

Anonymous said...

It is possible provided you have the new P-32 Space modulator, which increases the viscosity of matter immediately surrounding the mass moving below the speed of sound without affecting any other portion of the medium. Use of this modulator may soon permit time travel.