Salisbury Mayor Announces Slum Property of the Week!

By Laura D'Abando, special to the Daily Grimes

Mayor Jim Ireton announced the latest SPOTW today, April 1 2010.

"This house has been a constant nuisance," claimed Ireton, in a tone that suggested he was not trustworthy. "Balloons everywhere, little kids getting trapped on porches, and an apparent hazard for cub scouts," yelled the mayor aggressively to this reporter.

A random citizen asked to respond to the mayor's claim declared "Nonsense!" This random citizen, Landlord McGee, pointed out convincingly that the mayor just hates people. Especially old, defenseless people with balloons on their house.

When asked for his reaction, the home's owner said "Bah! I'm going to fly away and look for an exotic bird near a waterfall!"