PETA Joins Tea Parties!

In a surprise move, PETA announced its support for the Tea Party.

"We really love their message of reptile rights," said Mortimer Stapletonn, Director of Public Outreach for PETA. "While the Democrats and Republicans have for too long ignored or even expressed outright revulsion for snakes, the Tea Party has publicly embraced our reptile family members as a symbol of their movement."

When asked for a response, Joseph Seispack, the Tea Party's Director of Vermin Relations, said "PETA? What the hell is a PETA? Some kinda foreign food?"